Why Dogs Are Better Than Men!
(author unknown)


Dogs keep their opinions to themselves
Dogs don't criticize your mother
Dogs never question how much you're eating
Dogs never claim they know how to fix larger appliances
Dogs understand the importance of beauty sleep
Dogs are happy to let you drive
Dogs always look good first thing in the morning
Dogs good bark can be worth a thousand words
Dogs don't complain when you get a short haircut
Dogs love it when you go shopping
Dogs never return the gifts you get them
Dogs are able to keep the romance alive